Something in my Ass? and New Purchases!

So yesterday I seriously thought I might have something in my ass. Not like in my ass but burrowed in my ass cheek. Which brings me to today's third world problem.

First World: Oww. there's a sore itchy bump on my body, must be a zit or something.

Threat level: 8%

Third World: Oww. there's a sore itchy bump on my body, BOT FLY LARVAE!!!!!

Threat level: Over 9000 %

Holy shit that is a fly larvae coming out of his leg. Fortunately, I no longer think there's a gooey maggot chillin in my butt chowing down. But it is truly an issue here. 

In other news I got a couple new luxuries that I am super excited about. 

First: A pillow, ohhh yeeeeah. 

This was what I was using before:

Airline blanket inside a pillow case.

I also bought a fiembrero which her emeans a closet like wood structure that serves as a place to stow plates, cutlery, cups, dry food and such. It is super exciting because before I had to strategically place things on and under my fridge (I have a small fridge that sits on a really short stand.)

Ill try to post pictures when i get a camera. 

SO excited for such basic things.... sigh.