When
we think house robbery we kinda think this...
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Stupid
robber
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In
Paraguay everyone already had bars on their windows and at least
where i live, no body had glass anyway. One of the most common ways
to get robbed is people getting a ladder, climbing onto your roof and
lifting the tiles up and moving them. A lot of time roofing tiles are
not very secure in Paraguay. In some places they are kept on the roof
by little more than gravity allowing you to simply lift them off.
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Its
like reverse legos!
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A
while ago my house got robbed. I think they got in through a small
window in my bathroom that I have since put bars on. Luckily, I had
my computer and camera with me while I was away.
This
is what they took:
Some
repairing and construction tools
A
carton of milk
A bag
of powder juice
Candy
Shampoo
A
comb
A can
of tomato sardines
condoms
Notice
anything?
Most
of the stuff they took was cheap food stuff.
What
they did not take:
Expensive
clothing, computer bag or shoes
External
hard drives
Printer
Stove
rice
cooker
stereo
mattress
fridge
tables
chairs
water
boiler
I
have a pretty good idea of what happened and who might have used my
house. It seems like instead of malicious robbers a couple Paraguayan
youths climbed in and made themselves comfortable, made a meal,
stashed some stuff in their pockets and so on.
The
bed.... 
Probably
the most peculiar thing was that I immediately noticed my bed had
been used because the pillow was on a different side of the bed than
I normally put in. Upon closer examination there was evidence of non
sleeping usage of my bed ... sigh and thus the explanation of the
stolen condoms.
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Followed
by ...
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All
in all, was worth it. I can always clean sheets. A new rice cooker
woulda cost a fortune here in Paraguay.
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